الثلاثاء، 7 يونيو 2011

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  • swarnapuri
    07-09 09:04 AM
    There is a reason FOX interviewed this fucker... I'm not a big fan of FOX news; another set of conservative idiots.

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  • MYGC2008
    07-19 09:17 AM
    07/15/2010: Change of Address and Potential Impact on Last Minute Adjudication of EB-485 Applications Whose Visa Numbers Become Available

    As people are aware, the USCIS has "preadjudicated" a large number of pending I-485 cases whose priority dates are close to the pace of the immigrant visa number availability in the Visa Bulletin and has been awaiting the visa number availability for the final decision. Generally, change of address to outside of the metropolitan area or different state is considered a red flag in the final adjudication process as the employment-based nonimmigrant status or intended place of employment is the "key" to the labor certification based immigration proceeding and labor certification remains valid only if the offered job in the place of employment continue to exist. From the perspective of the agency, one may move out of the intended place of employment either because of change of employment or loss of employment or other factors that contradicts to the inended place of employment for which a labor certification has been granted and the applicant is supposedly to work at the location once a green card is approved. Since the agency will not know why the address of residence has changed out of the intended place of employment metropolitan area or state, the last minute check can lead to issuance of RFE or in the worst cases, tranferring the file to a local district or field office for interview. Even if such move is justified in most of cases under AC 21, such RFE or transfer to local offices can cause delays in adjudication of the I-485 application. In some situation, while they deal with the RFE or local office interview scheduling, they can face the visa number retrogression. For this reason, those whose visa numbers are scheduled to become current in July and August 2010 may not want to move their place of residence out of the current metropolitan areas or the current states. Once they moved, they are required to report change of address in 10 days, knowingly failure of which can be considered a ground for deportation and denial of I-485 application. Accordingly, those who have already moved should file AR-11 within 10 days of move regardless of its impact on the final I-485 adjudication process. This reporter wants to remind the readers that place and "location" of employment is a key to the employment-based nonimmigrants and immigrants from the perspectives of U.S. immigration laws because the law is intended to protect U.S. labor market from unqualified or illegal immigrants and "wage" in each location constitutes a primary factor to determine the labor market and permit of a foreign worker to work in the market area at the prevailing wage or higher wage in the specific market area. Just a reminder.




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  • logiclife
    07-11 11:40 AM
    There are legitimate ways to deal with such business situations. Its called "Fair buiness practices", something that many employers, especially the "Desi" ones may not have heard.

    They should find an average amount of time a person spends on bench. Let's say the average time is 1 month out of year.

    Then, they should recaliberate the salary to what would be worth 11 months of salary and set it up that way. Just like you count vacation pay and other benefits like health insurance, etc as "Cost of hiring/retaining".

    No one stays on bench forever, but every once in a while, there are 2 weeks here and 3 weeks there when you are between projects or simply, moving from location A to location B. You cannot work while you are moving in your U-Haul truck. But then, if the employer were to pay for every single bench(non productive time), then its not hard to figure out how to fund that bench salary. They can fund it by cutting the wages across the board by 5-10%. Just like they fund vacation period. Vacation is also non-productive, unbillable time like bench period. But 2-weeks paid vacation is pretty standard in most jobs. Such non-productive times are accounted as "Cost" of hiring/retaining employees besides the salaries and other benefits like health insurance.

    But like I said, honor-system and fair business practise is something many employers of this class of "Synergy employers" havent heard of. Employees, if participating in an unholy alliance, really shouldnt be responsible, coz they dont call the shots of how the businesses are run. The employer has to have more grey-matter in his head to work out a legal way of running business where non-productive times and benches are inevitable.




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  • flex
    10-02 02:56 PM
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  • corleone
    11-09 10:22 AM
    So my AOS is which of the two: july 23rd (date courier received) or oct 17th (date checks encashed)?

    There is a website called Google. Its amazing in that it is above nationality and responds to every "is which of the two"




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  • satish_hello
    08-13 11:28 PM
    Hi all,

    My application Sent on 5th july to NSC, Received on 6th by NSC, any body got the receipt number filed after july 2nd.

    I am seeing people are getting filed on july2nd.

    I will update once my check cashed, pls. kep the updates.

    -satish
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    EB2
    PD - sept'2004
    I-140 -approved on Jan'2007.
    I-485 - sent July5th NSC.
    RD - ?
    ND- ?
    AD - ?



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  • prince_charming
    02-14 01:25 PM
    Hey guys,

    My MTR was approved almost 3 months ago and my attorney received the MTR approval notice.

    The decision was that both mine and my wife's I-485's are reopened.

    But its been almost 3 months and online status on USCIS website has not changed yet......

    Does anyone noticed the same situtation with their MTR approval and no online status change?

    - Prince




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  • sbabunle
    08-23 06:19 PM
    I tried to educate some of the university students( MS) about our issue. They dont
    even care! Its seems like, they think, somebody else will take care of this



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  • immigrationmatters30
    01-16 08:23 AM
    Nothing in this bill talks about the increasing EB VISA numbers but they have clause for the family based VISA numbers to about 1Million.I know Mr.Obama would bring "change" but it is not going to be good for us. Anytime he talked about legal immigration, he only made references to family based immigration backlogs. Never have I heard him talk about EB VISA backlogs.I think we are in for a change which not going be so good after all.




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  • techie.dude
    06-04 04:02 PM
    I got my 7th yr extension in just over 4 months... so you never know.. :rolleyes:



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  • nareshg
    12-15 07:40 PM
    Still Wondering why would they sent so early:(..never understand crazy CIS and its dynamic policies..

    I thought many who had submitted in July 2007 (July fiasco) had got FP notice...but not sure....

    anyways, does anyone know about what I am asking...once you get the biometrics processing stamp, does that mean that they have sumibbted for security clearance usiung the fingerprints or does it mean that the security clrearance is done ?




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  • apt29
    08-17 02:59 PM
    Thanks Kondur_007,
    I thought the same about the officer . Now , am in the second category..Have an H1 but my i94 is on H4 stamping ..I hold an Indian passport , do you know if i should get the H1 stamping (first time stamping) in India or can i conveniently get it done in Canada?

    Once get a job offer, or intended join date:

    You need to do a Change of Status from h4 to h1 with USCIS again. Your Lawyer should have more details about it. At that time you get a H1 papers with I94 attached and extended. You can get a ssn, once the H1 becomes active. Cannot get SSN for future effective date H1.



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  • paragpujara
    11-02 09:33 AM
    Finally my AP got approved yesterday !!




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  • ivjobs
    11-11 04:48 PM
    This is pretty cool and a nice feature for the benefit of the members. Once this is successful, probably we could get few more willing attorney's who can help the members in a chat environment.

    This is definitely a big leap towards benefits being offered to the IV members.

    Awesome, keep it up core...



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  • Rolling_Flood
    08-14 11:05 PM
    dude, there's gibberish in the sheet.............is this the right link?




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  • smuggymba
    10-05 10:50 AM
    It would be interesting to know the "process" used to legalize the illegals. If getting a GC when you're illegal is easy, I'd tear my H1 and stand in the USCIS illegal line.



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  • jlt007us
    10-06 06:09 PM
    Don't worry. You will mostly get RFE but not a rejection.

    My original 140 got denied as per USCIS web site but lawyer didn't get the denial notice even after 60 days. Lawyer followed it up but no response from the USCIS.

    I filed 485/AP/EAD and got approvals for EAD. Lawyer refiled 140 without original labor and is almost certain that they will raise an RFE but not denial.




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  • txh1b
    04-16 06:32 PM
    Now the question is that: how long usually does it take for the response after I submit my evidences? It has to be 60 days or less, but I heard differently. Can anyone help me with that?

    If your PD is current and a visa number available, they should be approving the petition soon after.




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  • raju123
    12-26 11:37 AM
    Good question. SKIL bill will not only help person of person from advance degree in the USA. It has lot of other provisions, which can substaintially reduce a deadly retrogression like, Depondents are not going to count in numeric cap, Master and higher degree from USA will not count in cap (Many master degree holders are in EB3), There are lot of provisions. You can study SKIL bill and realize how good it is.


    Pappu - thanks for the quick reply.

    The reason I asked - I got the impression that IV is for the "highly qualified" people. I know "highly qualified" is a subjective term. I did 3 yrs bachelors in commerce from India. I was not sure if I am "highly qualified" or not. Reading through a forum I came to know about the SKIL bill - which I don't think is for guys with my qualification.

    Is IV only pursuing SKIL bill or are there any other bills that would benefits people like me? If there are, then where can I read about those provisions? I want to browse though them and want to see if it would help my case.

    Thanks again for your help.
    IB




    EndlessWait
    01-15 07:51 AM
    Why is VSC processing so slow..anybody in the same shoes waiting for processing from Vermont. There was a time a normal H1 processing was done in 2 months. Now I've heard it is taking upto 8 months...oh god!




    nc14
    10-05 01:16 PM
    Way to go Pappu and IV.



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